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°jark Jul 26, 2004,
Want to discuss politics? Use this forum for all those republican -vs- democrat -vs- indie discussions. Keep things civil please!
$realitysquared July 17, 2009
"[link] "The truth of the matter is that a good journal entry typically takes me a couple of hours to put together..."
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Hey everyone, I'm back after a two week vacation. I like to thank *
SwordOfScotland for taking my job while I was away.

All right then, let's get to the quotes!
1. on G.O.P. aide got caught trying to have sex with a fifteen year old boy... in a panda suit.[link] "Children need to stop being so sexy.
Please forgive me for that tasteless joke"-~
jesidangerously[link] "In before "Sexual Harassment...Panda!"-~
TBSchemer[link] "I'm not so much curious about why as I am about how. How does one have sex while wearing a panda suit?
Wait, never mind. That was misfiled. It belongs in the "things you're better off not knowing" drawer."-~
mci021[link] and
[link] "Sheer pandamonium. His senator must be furryous."
"Why, he must be nothing short of bamboozled."-~
Ithiel and *
JupiterWave[link] "It's like Ranma- he turns into a panda, and the boy turns into a girl!"-*
JupiterWave[link] "



A republican furry pedophile.
I can't wait until ED gets wind of this.
Bookmarked and saved to my HD. This is platinum."-~
AvSkyggene[link] "I think on the grand scale of moral perversions, being promiscuous with the opposite sex when they are legal and consenting while married is a much better place to be than
trying to have sex with a 15 year old boy while wearing a panda suit.Democrats cheat on their wives with other women. Republicans do that too, but we keep hearing about anti-gay family morals guys running around trying to/succeeding in having sex with men, or in this case
trying to have sex with a 15 year old boy while wearing a panda suit.That's some fucked up shit yo. Granted, I trust most politicians as far as I could through a U-Haul, but trying to say that JFK being an adulterous cad is the equivalent to a guy
trying to have sex with a 15 year old boy while wearing a panda suit is just, well, stupid.
Sorry, I couldn't stress enough that we're talking about a man
trying to have sex with a 15 year old boy while wearing a panda suit."-~
MantisBot to ~
unclesherman[link] "If they were democrats we'd still be making fun of them.
The fact that republicans are usually dead set against homosexuality and other perversions but are engaging in things like this make it hysterical."-~
AvSkyggene[link] "GONNA F**K ME A PANDA"-=
CleverConveyence2. on Playboy Promotes Rape of Conservative Women[link] "You're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to actually READ the articles."-~
Eman333[link] [link] and
[link] "This is why I only f**k conservative men.

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"I thought you just liked wedding ceremonies."
"The romantic in me and the realist in me are constantly at war.

"-=
Brain-Damnage and ~
bagshotrow[link] "You know, I was just skimming down the page and read...
2. Venom includes Rape (also includes a wide variety of other nasty things)
4. Because Michelle is venomous she forfeits protection from all venom.And thought this was about some kind of kinky super-hero-villain rape/sex.
Dammit, disappointed again.

"-@
Prince-Charles, after reading *
JupiterWave's post.
[link] [link] and
[link] "It's also a good idea to cut out the Cacodemons. /joke"
"Don't use such big words, ~bagshotrow

can't handle them."
"I certainly can't handle them the way you can--my clipboard is being used for something else."-~
RocketSpy, ~
MasterOfPointillism and ~
bagshotrow[link] "Wow, you really can't formulate a paragraph of more than ten lines on your own, can you? When you and Rush decide to tie the knot, I hope you don't agree to write your own vows."-~
bagshotrow to ~
MasterOfPointillism[link] and
[link] ""Are we to believe that rape is not a crime, or even a hate-crime, if the victim is not a bleeding heart Liberal?"
So uhh, did anyone actually GET raped?"
"Lady Liberty, Justice, and Freedom! To arms against the evil liberals!

"-*
ScytheLust and ~
The-Thunder-Fox[link] "This thread is useless without the actual top 10 list..."-=
spcefrkThat's it for quotes, I'll post up some new ones next week.